Leonidas: TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!!
Spartan: Well, what are we having?
Leonidas: What?! Why do you wanna know what we're having?
Spartan: Well, if I'm going to die, I would like know what we're having for dinner! Plus, Bill's a vegetarian, and Ian over here is lactose intolerant.
Leonidas: Ian?! Since when are Spartans called Ian?
Spartan: Ian
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